Dylan Lindly is the Editor in Chief of the Ocksheperida and a senior at SHS. His favorite pastimes are learning ancient mandarin and organizing unsuspected SHS revolutions against the staff. Though he has always dreamed of a life as a bee keeper in California somewhere, Lindly hopes to buy Microsoft from Bill Gates and donate all the money to the EAST (Endangered Asian Species Trust). His most favoritest food is Kung Fu Chicken. 中文 (Chinese).