The Ocksheperida

In the words of the philosopher himself, "Just look at all these mortals with their pregnancies and such. What a waste of time and energy. Childhood. Such a bother. A bloody bother, I tell you. I was considerate, I merely chose to exist. I was born from the Moon and the Sun, two, maybe three years ago. The memories and experiences are fake. False, I tell you. It's a conspiracy, man. The government's been telling us lies. So let me start at the beginning: Hi. My name's Sam." At press time, Sanders was finishing his 17th cup of coffee that morning. Press time was 10:35 a.m.

Samuel Sanders, A&E Editor

May 07, 2014
Students experience US history over spring break (Story)
Apr 02, 2014
House of Cards: “Democracy is so overrated.” (Story)
Feb 08, 2014
The 20/20 Hindsight Bias (Story)
Feb 07, 2014
Modern Gentleman is inspirational to all (Story)
Nov 14, 2013
“12 Angry Jurors” takes stage tonight! (Story)
Nov 06, 2013
Woodkid: Musician, Composer, Movie Director. (Story)
Oct 16, 2013
Erasing All Doubt of Greatness (Story)
Sep 26, 2013
Second Stage Under Construction at WYO Theater (Story)
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